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Sep. 19th, 2005 08:31 am
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My girlfriend is coming over today, so in honour of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I need some piratey pick-up lines.

1) I'd like to plunder your booty!
2) You've a fine fine poop deck lass!
3) It's time for a parley!

...You get the picture. More?

Date: 2005-09-19 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cantdance2disco.livejournal.com
Tell her she has to walk your plank.

Date: 2005-09-19 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That be my wooden leg you're sitting on!

Date: 2005-09-19 11:17 pm (UTC)

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