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[jamesq]

My girlfriend is coming over today, so in honour of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I need some piratey pick-up lines.

1) I'd like to plunder your booty!
2) You've a fine fine poop deck lass!
3) It's time for a parley!

...You get the picture. More?

Comments

[cantdance2disco.livejournal.com]

Tell her she has to walk your plank.

[(Anonymous)]

That be my wooden leg you're sitting on!

[whiggy-one.livejournal.com]

I'm sure, you've likely seen these already but...

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup
http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5041002.shtml