Adventures in Spam-alot

[jamesq]

At work, we use a professional spam-blocking service. We get a daily report of the spam we've recieved so that we can take a look over the sender/subject lines just to make sure there aren't any false positives.

I've noticed a new class of spam in the last few weeks that I hadn't seen previously. It seems to be in the same category as the your-penis-and/or-breasts-are-too-small spam, namely it tries to make you seem sexually inadequite. How does it do this? It suggests that a bigger jizz volume will make you a man. Here are some example subject lines:

Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?

Increase the volume of your ejaculation.

Impress your girl with a huge cumshot!

Are there a lot of women who care how high you shoot. Unless your trying to be a porn star, I don't see that this is a huge issue. Hell it should be a non-issue - Your lady shouldn't notice unless she has eyes in her uterus and you're not wearing a condom.

Hell, be happy that your with someone who's making you ejaculate.

Comments

The World Accordign to Garp

[nosarious.livejournal.com]

I seem to remember a line from The World According to garp, when a guy placed a whole mayonaise jar of stuff on the table. "You want to make sure there's enough" he says...

or something...

her reply was "I want have sex, not milk a cow" or something along those lines.