Adventures in Spam-alot

[jamesq]

At work, we use a professional spam-blocking service. We get a daily report of the spam we've recieved so that we can take a look over the sender/subject lines just to make sure there aren't any false positives.

I've noticed a new class of spam in the last few weeks that I hadn't seen previously. It seems to be in the same category as the your-penis-and/or-breasts-are-too-small spam, namely it tries to make you seem sexually inadequite. How does it do this? It suggests that a bigger jizz volume will make you a man. Here are some example subject lines:

Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?

Increase the volume of your ejaculation.

Impress your girl with a huge cumshot!

Are there a lot of women who care how high you shoot. Unless your trying to be a porn star, I don't see that this is a huge issue. Hell it should be a non-issue - Your lady shouldn't notice unless she has eyes in her uterus and you're not wearing a condom.

Hell, be happy that your with someone who's making you ejaculate.

Comments

The World Accordign to Garp

[nosarious.livejournal.com]

I seem to remember a line from The World According to garp, when a guy placed a whole mayonaise jar of stuff on the table. "You want to make sure there's enough" he says...

or something...

her reply was "I want have sex, not milk a cow" or something along those lines.

Ugh

[slavewench.livejournal.com]

Are there a lot of women who care how high you shoot

Personally, as a women, I don't think so. I could care less how much comes out as long as it doesn't taste fetid. On the flip side - if there is so much it chokes me that could be a problem.

I think the whole issue with "lots" is definately for the visual affect it has when it's hitting a face or breasts or something like that.

I've been down both ends of the gambit. One boyfriend would shoot so far he hit the ceiling - got himself in the eye once too. *chuckle* Of course - when I would go down on him it would hit the back of my throat and engage my gag reflex which sucked. *grin* haha. I've had so little I wasn't sure if he had an orgasm.

Doesn't really matter. Unless you're on camera.

Re: Ugh

[jamesq]

Wow, you're not shy are you. I think reading your blog is going to be very entertaining.

Re: Ugh

[slavewench.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* Nope. Not shy at all. Been told my blog is fascinating. I have "memoried" a lot of entries - you might enjoy the "Rants" section.

Maybe I'll do a rant on Sperm. I'll make myself a memo right now. I'm always looking for new Rant ideas.

Just FYI - You've now been added to my TMI section. Let me know if you want out.

Re: Ugh

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thwap_/]

LOL.. your rants are always a good read.. the TMI ones doubly so.. hehehe.. I'm guessing that a rant from you on sperm should be extensively entertaining (wow... 2 big words in a row.. go me!)