Why are Sports Fans Even on the List?

[jamesq]

Drunkards - I've been tipsy once - 0
Liars - Does bullshitting count? - 1
Thieves - I stole a book when I was a kid (still have it too) - 1
Sports Fans - nope - 0
Blasphemers - Every chance I get - 1
Money-Lovers - I don't think I'm greedy, but I do like the finer things in life - 1
Pagans - nope - 0
Homosexuals - nope - 0
Prostitutes - never used one or been one - 0.
Witches - There was a time I thought I might be, then I came to my senses - 0
Atheists - Oh yeah! - 1
Gamblers - to the tune of about $500/year - 1
Porn-Lovers - um, yeah - 1
Porn-Lovers - just thought I should get extra credit for this one - 1
Whoremongers - never pimped either - 0
Child Molesters - um, no - 0
Evolutionists - technically, doesn't that mean we all get one point? - 1
Pot Smokers - bleah no. - 0
Lesbians - pretty sure that's not possible for me - 0 (and hey, why are lesbians and homosexuals on the list - do you get a double dose of hell cause you're female)
Fornicators - God willing! - 1
Masturbators - really, who isn't - 1
Hypocrites - I did admit to the porn and the masturbating - 0
Psychics - no verified cases for anyone - 0
Grand Total 11/22. Yay me!

Comments

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

Well I get about a 14 out of 22.

Drunkards - I drank before and have gotten drunk more than once. Not often, but it happens occasionally. 1
Liars - Who doesn't fib now and then? I'm not really good at it though, so I try not to. I can even tell the truth and people will think I'm lying, because i'm so bad at it. 1
Thieves - I used to steal crayons, gum and bandaids when I was in kindergarten. 1
Sports Fans - No, I don't like sports. 0
Blasphemers - Yeah, I suppose according to them. 1
Money-Lovers - I like money, 'cause I have none and life would be much sweeter if I had more. 1
Pagans - Hell yeah Beotch. 1
Homosexuals - Not really. 0
Prostitutes - Um...eeewwwwww... 0
Witches - Sort of, kinda of, yeah. Not really Wiccan and not really practicing. Close enough to say yes. 1
Atheists - Yeah, 'cause I don't believe in any God. Who says a being with superpowers is really a God? 1
Gamblers - nope. I'm bad at it. 0
Porn-Lovers - Everybody likes porn. They just don't say it. 1
Whoremongers - no. 0
Child Molesters - Eeeeewwwwww. 0
Evolutionists - I guess being logical means you're going to hell. 1
Pot Smokers - I grew up in a family where smoking and selling were the family business. I don't smoke now, but I have a couple of times. 1
Lesbians - Marilyn Manson once said all women are lesbians. I don't buy that. 0
Fornicators - Helloooo. 1
Masturbators - Yeah, what you said. Everybody does it, even the women. If they say they don't they're lying. 1
Hypocrites - I hate hypocrites. 0
Psychics - I have a psychic ability. It's kinda weird and not really strong, but there are too many weird coincidences. The people closest to me are convinced that there is something odd about me. Once at a pagan club meeting at school I had this weird feeling and started thinking about something like bananas and so I asked if somebody there was thinking about bananas because it suddenly popped into my head. lo and behold somebody was thinking of bananas. Now one weird occurance doesn't make one psychic, but there are tons of such occurances that have happened to me. If anybody is interested in stories, I can give you more stories. 1

[wendy-licious.livejournal.com]

I got 9.