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[jamesq]

So hislittlekitty and I went on a trip. I was teasing her that I was going to come up with some nice juicy rumours to post about us. Here is where you, my faithful readers, get to help. Post the best rumour and you'll win a prize! A few rules:

1) it needs to be physically possible.
2) It should be something that's outlandish.

Have fun!

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Rumor Time

[slavewench.livejournal.com]

After dinner and a movie with slavewench, quixote317 and hislittlekitty (btw pls pass on I've friended her correct journal now) went back to their hotel for some supposed alone time.

Little did they know that slavewench had arranged for a midget, a goat and a chicken to be dressed in tutu's and placed in their sweet.

Imagine their surprise when they opened the door and BOO YAHHH!!!! They spent the entire night in rapturous sweaty midget-goat-chicken love.

Re: Rumor Time

[jamesq]

I'm sorry, but this is disqualified because it's true. The most disturbing thing is not how cold the goat's nose was, but how I found out.

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

The two of you had decided to go to Cancun for some fun in the sun. Your flight was delayed 4 hours and so you missed your connecting flight out of Dallas, Texas. They told you to go to the transfer desk, where you waited for 2 hours while having to go to the bathroom very badly. Once you finally got to the desk the lady tells you that the next flight to Cancun is not until tomorrow, but you and she want to get there today, so she tells you that you can get to Cancun via Mexico City. So she gives you your tickets for Mexico, but you have to wait 5 hours in the airport, before your flight leaves.

You didn't bring that much money, because Cancun is cheap, but now you're hungry and the food at the airport is expensive. The two of you try to sleep on the benches, but they are hard and lumpy, so it doesn't work out very well. Plus the next gate over there is a family with kids that are screaming and yelling and won't shut up.

Finally it's time for your flight, so you board after being cavity searched by U.S. security. They find nothing but brown sludge. Unfortunatly you and hislittlekitty aren't sitting together. You're in the aisle and she is two seats up and in the middle.

This flight has no movie and the stewardess keeps bumping your elbow with her cart. You couldn't eat the food they handed out, because it had stuff in it that you are allergic to, but when you told the stewardess she says that they were not informed of your food allergy, so there is nothing else on the flight that they could serve to you instead.

Then, because security had to mess with your cavity, you had to go use the plane's restroom. While in the restroom, which was now not smelling so great the plane met some rough turbulance and you got lodged in the toilet. It took you several moments to disengage from it, but the damage was already done. Your bum was covered in lots of other peoples ick. You try to clean yourself up the best you can with the paper towels and water, but the room is so small and there are people at the door pounding to get in, because you've been in there a while.

You go back to your seat. Finally you land in Mexico city, but you realize that you have to wait here for another 4 hours for your flight to Cancun. So you and hislittlekitty go into a bar that is in the airport. Immediately a short, musclely man starts hitting on hislittlekitty and trys to convince her to come with him instead of staying with a gringo like Quixote. After much insistance on hislittlekitty's part that she is much happier with Quixote, because he is more a man than this little fellow could ever be, he goes away.

Now you both are frustrated and decide on some shots of tequila. You accidentally swallow the worm and then vomit all over the table. The manager insists that you clean it up. So after cleaning it up you and hislittlekitty make your way to your gate and you are not happy as you smell of shit, piss, vomit and strong chemical cleaners. You tried to clean yourself up in the bathroom, but it didn't work.

Finally it is time for your flight and you board this flight with no incident. This time the two of you are able to sit together. The two of you are so exhausted and tired that you fall asleep on the plane and do not wake until you are landing. As you are exiting the plane you hear your name being called over the p.a. system. You go to the desk that you were referred to and they tell you that your luggage was left in Dallas, because you had missed your scheduled flight, so it will not be in until the next day.

As you step outside you realize that it is cold because there seems to be a freak cold front that has come through and all you have with you are shorts and short sleeved shirts. You manage to call a taxi to take you and hislittlekitty to your hotel only to discover that they gave your room away because you had not showed up on time. They did by the way have another one available now, so you take it.

You and hislittle kitty enter the room and shut the door.

What happens next, I'll never tell.

[jamesq]

We have a winner!

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

Wahoo!!! *dances for joy* I've never won anything before. *looks very eager* What did I win? ;P

Re: Rumor Milling

[jamesq]

I'm saving that for next year.