Her idea is very similar to the Perspective Gun that Douglas Adams came up with, and I agree it would be a superb idea. I'd almost be willing to force it on people... or spike their drinks with it.
>I don't think you will be surprised when I say that I woke up with a terrible craving >to run to Starbuck's for a cup of steaming, chocolatey Gay.
and on that note, Boyz2Men stayed at the hotel two nights ago...
(I hate to say it, but you come to realize how pathetic your claim to masculinity really is when several black guys come into the hotel at 3 in the morning with two or three ladies and one asks for condoms in a voice that is lower than your knees... I imagine even Arnold would just curl up into a ball and whimper "Please don't hurt me if I say no" at their feet)
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Date: 2005-07-06 08:30 pm (UTC)Shit, break into the Budweiser factory...
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Date: 2005-07-07 04:55 am (UTC)Struggling for a segue...
Date: 2005-07-07 08:53 pm (UTC)>to run to Starbuck's for a cup of steaming, chocolatey Gay.
and on that note, Boyz2Men stayed at the hotel two nights ago...
(I hate to say it, but you come to realize how pathetic your claim to masculinity really is when several black guys come into the hotel at 3 in the morning with two or three ladies and one asks for condoms in a voice that is lower than your knees... I imagine even Arnold would just curl up into a ball and whimper "Please don't hurt me if I say no" at their feet)