Tales of an Internet Nomad (part vier)

[jamesq]

Mmm...Pear Cider.

I finally found booze I like. And now I'm drunk. A few observations:

1) I now know what they mean by "tipsy" - it means a sort of tunnel vision where everything seems to gain a sort of extra parallax. Long hallways swing around wildly. It isn't the same as being dizzy.

2) I feared that I would get maudlin or violent when I was drunk. Nope. What actually happens is that I can't shut the fuck up. Some would ask "how can you tell the difference?"

3) two ciders gets me tipsy and I can stay there if I have one every hour.

4) It was fun, I think I may do it again sometime.

Sleepy now, time for bed-die-bye.

Comments

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

I don't drink often, but sometimes it's fun. Once I got really, really drunk. I hadn't been that drunk before and I puked. That was the only time I ever puked drinking, which leads me to believe that everybody else drinks way too much.

[garething.livejournal.com]

You big lush! Look what has become of you. This way lies madness. Next you'll be dancing fast and listening to that evil rock'n'roll!

[whiggy-one.livejournal.com]

There wasn't any dancing, but he did do some prancing.

[jamesq]

I told you then: I was not prancing, I was trying to dance a jig.

Me too

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

And another point of similarity between Q and LotB.
There are two brands of pear cider available. One is good and the other blah. I can never remember ahead of time which is which.

You do realize that the lower your body mass, the easier it is to acquire a buzz?

Re: Me too

[jamesq]

It actually snuck up on me. Pear Cider was on the menu, I figured what the hell and ordered it, thinking it was the pear equivalent to the apple cider I had when I was a kid (i.e. non-alcoholic).

When it showed up I saw that it was Grower's Pear Cider which I knew to be a hard drink. Again i figured what the hell. Later I had another. I had no idea it was getting to me until I attempted to walk to the washroom. I wasn't bouncing off the walls or anything, but I did feel it. About halfway down the hall I though "you know, I think I may be getting a little drunk".

So I had a third at Theatre Sports!