Pirate Meme

[jamesq]

Pirate Quiz LiveJournal Username Pirate Name Reason for Piracy BootyBootyMore BootyJust the BootyTo defy the patriarchal society's predefined roles for women! Amount of Available Booty $7,149,044 Your Ship's Name The Dishonorable Manta of the West Type of Ship kayak First Mate bungle_lord Cabin Boy *wink wink nudge nudge* hislittlekitty Percentage of Sailors who tremble at your name. 89% Type of Pirate Burns before Pillaging Your fate You give up piracy to become a ninja, cause they are just cooler. This Fun Quiz created by Lindsay at BlogQuiz.Net

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Up the creek

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

I suppose I am the one that is suppose to paddle this crate, eh?

A kayaker was paddling along when a cold wind blew in. Being the always prepared kind of guy that he was, he pulls out his coleman stove and lights it. Then he tucks between his feet to warm up the kayak. Unfortunately, the cold wind came accompanied with waves. So of course the stove tips over, burns a hole in the kayak, and our poor paddler is now doing the dog paddle.
Which just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Re: Up the creek

[whiggy-one.livejournal.com]

...and you wonder why you get Jar-jar!