Vanity Sizing - Now in Male!

[jamesq]

Tears first pair of jeans.

"Shit. Guess I'd better get another pair."

Buys a 36 waist by accident. Tries it on at home anyway, in case the weight loss is starting to have an effect.

"Hrrrrrn. Nope. Not quite there yet."

Tears second pair of jeans

"This is an unsettling trend."

Buys two 38 waist jeans, from two different manufacturers. Tries on the first pair.

"Mmm. These flannel-lined jeans are my new favourite."

Tries on other pair of jeans, discovers that the waist is bigger than the reported size - by a lot.

"For fuck sake!!"