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According to this quiz, I will likely die in April of 2043, at age 75, of a heart attack (56% chance). Other possibilities were car accident (24%), loneliness (13%), drowning of the lungs (5%) and wounds (2%). I'm not sure what they mean by dying of loneliness, unless it's a euphemism for suicide.

My first two choices were 1) living forever and 2) Shot by a jealous husband after a night of passion on my 100th birthday. I guess a heart attack is OK, so long as I don't linger for years like my father did. I'll have a longer life than both of my parents (neither of whom made it to the average life expectancy).

The quiz was fairly comprehensive, and had some real oddball questions. Give it a try, but be advised that there is no html portion for posting - you'll have to write it out the way I did.

Die, die, die, die, worm eating your eyes

Date: 2005-03-31 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kermie-canada.livejournal.com
I come in at 81 with a 56% chance of heart attack, and a 24% chance of bowel problems. Well then.

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