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Dec. 9th, 2012 10:35 pm
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Yesterday was the 26th Annual No-Traditional Christmas Dinner party that [livejournal.com profile] catalytic hosts. It was well attended, crowded and a lot of fun. I may have drank too much (no seriously, I was about two drinks past where I wanted to be, whcih meant I drank nothing for the last two hours of the party.

The best part for me was having people call me to find out where I was and also voicing gratitude that I had come. It gave me a warm feeling.

So why was I late, it was because I was wrapping my present for the gift war.

Step one was the present. I ordered a bunch of stuff from ThinkGeek when I went to Vegas (cheaper delivery to Las Vegas than Cowtown). I had a bunch of Geek Points (their customer loyalty program - like I can get half of this stuff anywhere else). Sadly, the program isn't that good - it's easy to get the points, not so easy to actually use them. If I could redeem more than one item in an order it would be a lot more useful. Anyway, despite already having a Star Trek bathrobe (that I actually don't use - it's for those sorely rare occasions when I have a guest in my bedroom), I decided to get another to give someone as a gift. It was basically "free".

Mine is a gold command robe, this is a blue ships services one. It would set a poor message if I gave away a red one.

Next up was cutting some foam board to look like a Star Fleet Insignia. Luckily I found some yellow foam core.

goes nowhere does nothing

Like all good archers, I then "did it again".

I've always wanted twins, but not like this

Next up was to form-fit some sides to make it into a giant Valentine's day chocolate box.

Chocolates are gone in a heartbeat, but this robe will last forever - unless you eat it.

In goes the robe, and now you see why I had to make it so big.

I should have gone with a Doctor Who theme, then it could be bigger on the inside than the outside.

Then I attached the top and used the universal tool - duct tape!

duct tape is like the force - it has a dark side and a light side and holds the universe together.  Oh wait, wrong franchise.

Last up, use a big damn Sharpie to give it a border to camouflage the duct tape and of course add the center design that really sells it.

Not shown, the giant black smudges on the reverse side, my hands, my PANTS.

Total cost of materials: About $20, which is what the guideline for the presents were, so my free-but-expensive present ended up costing exactly the right amount, but got me some compliments. Bonus: [livejournal.com profile] catalytic ended up winning the housecoat and seemed to be happy with it.

I got some Jesus-on-the-cross dress-up doll magnets!

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