Answer Me These Questions Three

[jamesq]

In a blatant effort to stimulate conversation, and to see how many Python fans there are out there:

1) Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
2) What are you passionate about?
3) What... is... your... favorite colour?

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Re: This is an EX-PARROT!

[jamesq]

1) the fact that we don't know each other well should make it easier to tell me something I don't know.

"I'm 24 years old"
"I did not know that"

See, it's easy.

I'm glad I haven't triggered your creep reflex. I attribute this to not getting to know you when I had the chance. We shall see when I get out to the left coast in a few months.

2) I didn't know you could be passionate about stamps. But then, I'm passionate about computers so what the hell do I know.

A woman, sadly widowed three times, was to get married again. She was shopping for a dress with her best friend and told her that she needed to get a white one.

"A white dress? But only virgins can have a white dress" said the friend.

"Oh, but I am a virgin", said the bride to be.

"A virgin?!? But you've been married three times, how can you possibly still be a virgin?"

"My first husband was into birds - all he ever did was watch", she said, "My second husband was a software salesman - all he ever did was talk about how good it was going to be when we finally did it".

"And your third husband?" asked the friend.

"He was a stamp collector - god I miss him."

Badump-bump.

Hmm, let's see, that referenced sex and stamp collecting. I suppose we could say that the dress was embroidered. And the joke was really bad, so that could be considered torture, and therefore touch on BDSM. All I need to worry about now is baking and the SCA.

I'm going to tavern tomorrow, and I'm baking my famous chocolate chip cookies for my Oscar party on Sunday.

3) And I'm 1 for 3.

Re: This is an EX-PARROT!

[(Anonymous)]

And boy were they good!
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