The Wrapping of Gifts is a Serious Matter

[jamesq]

It isn't just one of your holiday games.



Any guesses as to what the wrapping contains? Serious guesses please, I don't want to hear BS like "cardboard" or "matter" even if they are technically correct.

*** Late Edit ***
It was the Klingon Korkscrew! - thus the wrapping matched the gift!

Comments

[wendy-licious.livejournal.com]

A CD. Do I have to guess the band?

[jamesq]

You could, but since it's not a CD, it would be a little pointless.

[othelianna.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooooo. I thought I had a good idea for wrapping, but yours beats mine, I think.

[jamesq]

Oh, I think yours was pretty popular too. Nothing delivers quite like a two foot cock.

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

Who in the hell wraps on old style Klingon war ship in duct tape? Or is that its cloaking device activated?

[jamesq]

The medium is *not* the message.

[missymorgan1.livejournal.com]

two flashlights and a book...?

[jamesq]

Two pencils and a corkscrew!

[evilscientist.livejournal.com]

On a side note I've noticed you've run out of Alien Nation posters...

[jamesq]

Have I? I don't know, I'll have to dig through storage to know for sure.

[somejauntypolka.livejournal.com]

Ok. Old news I know but damn. That's a cool present wrapping job. I would like the intendant Kira nerys from the mirror universe next year please. Think you could do that with duct tape?

[jamesq]

I'll just head over to Costco and get the three-pack.