Riley Park Hell Funnies (part 2)
Jan. 19th, 2005 07:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jamesqThere was this guy who came into the store every single shift for about three years straight. He wasn't buying gas. Didn't buy much of anything really, just the occasional bag of chips. A couple of times a year he would buy auto supplies - small parts and fluids really. He always wore mechanics coveralls, so we figured that he was renting a garage nearby.
He also had a bladder the size of a thimble. That's why he came to the store - to use the washroom. Now we tolerated this because the guy was quiet and he didn't piss all over the seats (like a couple of homeless guys did until we banned them from the store).
He always seemed a little ashamed of this, he would come in grab the key and sigh a little, as if to say "Here I am using the bathroom again."
I was at work the last time any of us saw him. I related the story to Ray and Mario (Mario was the stores resident mechanic - and also that rarity, a genuinely honest man and talented mechanic. In the five years I worked there, I never saw Ray or Mario take advantage of a single person).
I was sitting there when the guy comes driving into the lot (the first time I had ever seen him be anything other than a pedestrian). The car was an immaculate, candy-apple red MG (which I presume was the car he was working on all those years). He was driving and in the passenger seat was a gorgeous blonde. Between (and sort of up and behind) the two of them, sitting up on the rear half of the car, was a second gorgeous blonde.
He slowed down as he drove past the front window, gave me me a little salute and drove off. We never saw him again.
He also had a bladder the size of a thimble. That's why he came to the store - to use the washroom. Now we tolerated this because the guy was quiet and he didn't piss all over the seats (like a couple of homeless guys did until we banned them from the store).
He always seemed a little ashamed of this, he would come in grab the key and sigh a little, as if to say "Here I am using the bathroom again."
I was at work the last time any of us saw him. I related the story to Ray and Mario (Mario was the stores resident mechanic - and also that rarity, a genuinely honest man and talented mechanic. In the five years I worked there, I never saw Ray or Mario take advantage of a single person).
I was sitting there when the guy comes driving into the lot (the first time I had ever seen him be anything other than a pedestrian). The car was an immaculate, candy-apple red MG (which I presume was the car he was working on all those years). He was driving and in the passenger seat was a gorgeous blonde. Between (and sort of up and behind) the two of them, sitting up on the rear half of the car, was a second gorgeous blonde.
He slowed down as he drove past the front window, gave me me a little salute and drove off. We never saw him again.
Winner?
Date: 2005-01-20 03:15 pm (UTC)Therefore allowing him to acquire the three beauties.
And incidentally allowing him to stop working.
-The Bungle Lord