Hey Baby, Wanna...Compare My IQ and Sperm Count?

[jamesq]

Psychologists have found that ... being smart and funny might have developed as a signal to women looking for a mate with healthy genes.

And yet strangely, neither the clown suit nor the pocket protector have landed me any dates. Weird.

Comments

[rato-do-perigo.livejournal.com]

But can you use a slide ruler?

[jamesq]

Yes. Not expertly or quickly, but I can use one.

[rato-do-perigo.livejournal.com]

for some strange reason i think that is cool

[danceintheabyss.livejournal.com]

don't ALL men know how to use a 'slide rule'?

[jamesq]

Just like how all women know how to use an abacus.

[wackynephews.livejournal.com]

"According to the test results, it was found that men who scored high on a battery of intelligence tests boasted high counts of healthy sperm."

I'm not sure what this says about me. I'm either dumber then I think (I admit it's a possibility) or I have a high level of healthy sperm who are painfully shy.

[jamesq]

Dude, I've seen your wife. She's gorgeous and your sperm get to sit on their asses. Sounds pretty smart to me.