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Q: Why did Jesus die on the cross?

A: Because he forgot his safe word.

Date: 2005-01-09 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garething.livejournal.com
That's just about as blashemous as the "I can't believe it's not Jesus" joke... well done!

Date: 2005-01-09 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thwap_/
Hahahaha... Have you seen that new commercial where the guy's busy putting on his bungie jumping gear, gets himself all setup, chuggs a small carton of milk, and then jumps over the edge...
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what he forgot to do, was hook up the other end of the bungie.. so you hear this dull THUMP when he hits the ground... Then, the words:

GOT JESUS

pop up on the screen! Talk about hilarious!! hehehe.. that and truly cheesy!!

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