Anti-Porn Bootcamp

[jamesq]

http://cbs13.com/watercooler/overcoming.porn.addiction.2.967896.html

I want to join this group so I can subvert it from within. I can just see the group therapy sessions now:

Me: "I've looked at so much porn, but I just can't help myself. The women moving their bodies so nicely. Their smooth flesh slightly damp, their hair tussled from their efforts. Gyrating, bobbing. It's excruciating..."

Other soldiers: "Oh god, I have to... go to the bathroom now" *rushes out of the room*.

Later, I'd sell magazines.

Comments

[othelianna.livejournal.com]

I love the moustache, man.

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

Sweets gods....

[ersatz-marduk.livejournal.com]

For some reason, this reminds me of an observation Spider Robinson made in one of his short stories. I can't find the exact wording right now, but the gist of it was: Alcoholism is what happens when good booze gets into the hands of amateurs.

Whatever issues I have issues with that statement, I accept the premise in general: responsible usage doesn't come naturally to everyone, especially if it's kept hidden.