12th Night (Short Version)

[jamesq]

I had an awesome event.

• Shot at rabid teddy bears, winning the archery competition.
  
• Staged a coup d’état that was ultimately unsuccessful.
  
• Became the one and only member of the Balls Brass of the Minotaur.
  
• Announced the Tournament of Tournament winners.

All that and I got to wear a villainous mustache!