Pearls Before Swine

[jamesq]

I have 90g of blue cheese. What should I do with it?

Comments

[conejita-diabla.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha...I forgot about that.

[thekillerb69.livejournal.com]

Send it back to the burning pits of hell from whence it came. Might I suggest a necronomicon?

[jamesq]

Hmm. So make a fiery salsa is your suggestion. I'm not sure if that is good. The heat will overwhelm the tangy goodness of the cheese.

[ya-inga.livejournal.com]

Throw it off a bridge

yuk

[jamesq]

I'm not sure that eating it while playing bridge is a good idea. First, I don't really play cards that often. Second, I find that really good food needs to be eaten consciously, deliberately, so that you can savour every moment. Mindless eating is good for potato chips and such, but not for something as good as this cheese.

[sagaciouslu.livejournal.com]

Yes. You are a Philistine...

[jamesq]

Exercise is good, it allows me to consume more calories of cheese. As for cleansing my palate, this is also a good idea, but I think fire might overdue it.

[sagaciouslu.livejournal.com]

I favour a blue cheese-tequila sauce made with heavy cream and some dried mushrooms and minced onion. It goes very well on steak, potatoes, or both....

[jamesq]

Huzzah!

[hislittlekitty.livejournal.com]

This is my vote. (Mostly because it sounds a lot like the sauce he made that I tried and liked, back when I thought I didn't like blue cheese.)

[conejita-diabla.livejournal.com]

Oooh - can always have it available for snacks if we end up back it your place on Sunday. I can bring the best crackers ever...

[jamesq]

We'll call that "plan B"

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

goes nicely on spinach salad.

uh...

[nosarious.livejournal.com]

that was blue cheese? I mistook it for some other stuff.

I loves blue cheese in nice small amounts, on crackers with some bits of meat and lady fingers.

Sadly, there is too much screaming when collecting the fingers. I still likes the cheese, though.

[garething.livejournal.com]

I suggest burying it in an unmarked grave somewhere in the distant forest. Bury it deep. Blue cheese has a way of returning from death.

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

Throw it away! Ewwww!

[thebrucie.livejournal.com]

Melted Blue Cheese and Mazola party!

Oh, you said 90g, not 90lbs.

Nevermind