Mixing It Up A Bit

[jamesq]

The regular "back of a patrol car" meme is fun, but let's mix it up a little.

You see me taken prisoner by mysterious people. Who are they working for and what am I being arrested for?

Comments

[mommaquilter.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm - you know I could put something like going commando under your kilt, but how about being the secret leader of an underground movement to ursurp the leader of the pirate boat so you can wear the 3 pointed hat?

[jamesq]

Tricorns for all my subjects!

[sagaciouslu.livejournal.com]

Well, they're all wearing white clothing. And, the back of the truck is padded, and one of them is holding a syringe....

[jamesq]

Is it Saturday night already? sigh.

[catalytic.livejournal.com]

They're from the future and they're trying to stop you from hoarding all those old pc's. Apparently, at some point in the future, you get the idea to hook them all together to create an eclectic server farm and the unique distribution of hardware winds up creating an AI that takes over the internet and converts every web site to an Andrew Lloyd Webber-esque musical that visitors are forced to listen to.

They really, really want you to stop. Really.

[jamesq]

"But, but, I got rid of all those machines and I don't even like Andrew Lloyd-Webber"
*slap* "You Lie!"

[jamesq]

I am on the Global Frequency

[thebrucie.livejournal.com]

Lured into the back of a cargo van by mustachioed men with candy?

[jamesq]

My one weakness.

[jamesq]

Yes!

Snoo Snoo?!?

[jamesq]

http://pics.livejournal.com/quixote317/pic/00011e9p

Re: Snoo Snoo?!?

[jamesq]

Strangely, I can only see this picture in Opera, not Firefox on Linux or Safari on Macintosh. I haven't tried Internet Explorer as yet.

[jamesq]

Tell me more about how I'm Hugh Jackman...

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

They are aliens from a planet of beings that have become infertile and you are the last surviving descendant of emigrants of the royal family and they need your little guys to impregnate the whole planet.

More Snoo Snoo?!?

[jamesq]

I hope they'll cuddle, even if they are tentacled horrors from beyond space and time. Well maybe not then.

As long as I don't end up like the protagonist in a Harlan Ellison story, I should be OK.

Re: More Snoo Snoo?!?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, you're a descendant so they look human. You remember your list of 5? They all look like them in varying degrees. You will repopulate the planet and be treated very well. You get your own palacial estate and a hummer. A red hummer. Which you can park at the diner.

Re: More Snoo Snoo?!?

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

Crap, that was me. Somehow I got logged out.

Re: More Snoo Snoo?!?

[jamesq]

How did this exercise go from "mysterious forces kidnap James" to "What was your last wet dream"? Not that I'm complaining.

[evilscientist.livejournal.com]

Methinks you know too much with your question....

[ishansonofbrand.livejournal.com]

While running in the morning, you are stopped by a buxom young lass in PVC who asks you the following question:
"Does this smell like ether to you?"

Upon waking you find yourself restrained in a chair, surrounded with people in black. "Okay copper top, listen and listen good. Your reality isn't what you think it is, it is actually just a VR simulation of a bad LARPing campaign. I offer you a choice. Red pill, or blue pill. Truth or lie."

You choose the blue pill and wake up in your bed believing whatever you want to believe. You spend the rest of your days with the images dancing on your edge of your mind like the vivid dream that you're convinced they are. Every now and again you surf the pr0n looking for the buxom young lass you initially met, the one who identified herself as Busty LeRue.

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

Darn, another one caught by the reprogrammers.

I wonder what sex and species he will be returned as.
Will he be able to let us know who he/she/it is?

--Enquirking minds want to know.