Conservative Slash!

[jamesq]

Hell, it's probably offensive to everyone! A late-night chat between myself and Rosie, crying in our beers over the election.

othelianna: Why do I always want to punch Stephen Harper in the nuts when ever I hear him speak?
quixote317: That's a natural reaction - like wanted to step on a cockroach or flinching when you hear a rattlesnake.
othelianna: I'd also dearly like to force him to live like an artist for a year.
quixote317: That could work. He'd see how poor people live, and some really slippery-kinky sex could do him some good.
othelianna: HA!
quixote317: Sorry. Didn't want to combine images of SH and sex.
othelianna: AGH. I just had a mental image of him in the noodle pool at kink night.
quixote317: Conservative Slash!
quixote317: His reptilian eyes gazed at me while he licked his thin dry lips.
"I'm going to take you hard and fast, like I did your funding", he rasped.
othelianna: WHY?! WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!
quixote317: I think I just squicked myself.

Comments

[pandorasbox.livejournal.com]

OT I am glad that 2 of my favourite Canadian friends humour each other. Jesus I miss you kids..just not your country

[jamesq]

I can't help but think that with different hosts and a different region, you'd have a much better view of Canada. You'd have had a grand old time in Vancouver or Montreal.

[othelianna.livejournal.com]

Seconded! You'd be the toast of Montreal!

[pandorasbox.livejournal.com]

Me To. I love Vancouver and Montreal. I liken it to if I were stuck in Wyoming

[hislittlekitty.livejournal.com]

teehee :D

[devoidofthought.livejournal.com]

That hurt my brain a little.