Bad Luck Comes in Threes. Too Bad Karma's Aim Sucks

[jamesq]

First, I fuck up my shoulder.

Then, devoidofthought gets t-boned, rendering her vehicle unusable (hopefully temporarily).

We warn nosarious that, as the third person in the house, he might be next.

He was, sort of - he got my car impounded.

Wouldn't it be awful if we discovered that life really is fair, and we deserve all the shit that happens to us. Good thing I believe that all this (life, the universe, everything) is basically random.

Comments

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

Impouded? How?! For how long and how much to break it free?

[tyroticon.livejournal.com]

"Let my Prius go!"

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

EMANCIPATION!!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thwap_/]

I'm not sure how you'd start it, but there is an application process by which you, the owner of the car, can state your case, pay a fee, and hopefully get your car back sooner. The fee is non-refundable and there's no guarantee they'll release your car early, however if you need the car sooner, it's an option to look into. If they do release your car sooner, you'll have to pay all the impound and towing fees to the date you pick up your car, however, it's normally not the full impound term to be paid for. If you need your car sooner, I hope this will help you.

er...

[nosarious.livejournal.com]

basically I parked the car downtown, checked my surroundings and determined that:
1. I was ont he left hand side of the street.
2. It was on 4th avenue.
3. It was across the street from a hotel.

When I returned to the spot I thought I had left it, it wasn't there adn there were all these 'no parking' signs lying around.

I was checking the space across from the International hotel. The car was across the street from the Westin hotel. It was still there at 11 in the morning, and there were no parking tickets. As far as Karma backfiring, it could have been a lot worse.

(4. I am a dunderhead. Pooh.)

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

According to rumors found on one of the noodles of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we get to choose our basic life pattern before our soul joins our body. Sort of like designing a GURPS character. Rewards for our pre-joining decisions and how we deal with them are received after our soul departs our body. So according to that noodle, not only do we deserve what we get, but we get what we wanted.

Mind you, a rumor found on another noodle says that souls are distributed randomly to bodies. So its not our fault what kind of life is given to us, though we are still responsible for what we do with it.

On the gripping noodle, everything is going according to plan. . . .