Lies I've Told (so far)...
Aug. 28th, 2008 01:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jamesq...regarding my injury.
"I got into a fight with a bunch of bikers."
"There was a riot downtown and I got shot with a bean-bag shotgun."
"Kicked by a police horse for standing too close."
"I got into a fight with a bunch of bikers."
"There was a riot downtown and I got shot with a bean-bag shotgun."
"Kicked by a police horse for standing too close."
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Date: 2008-08-28 09:26 pm (UTC)"I was singing Short People (Got no Reason) at karaoke. How was I to know the bouncer was a dwarf?"
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Date: 2008-08-29 02:24 pm (UTC)Look... damn it... now I just snorted coffee up my nose.
That would depend on who TRIED to buy him
Date: 2008-08-30 03:56 am (UTC)