Nameless Email Horrors

[jamesq]

My spam is getting more disturbing. It's not even that I read any of it, the god damned subject lines are icky all by themselves. It's like the porn spammers aren't getting enough hits from plain old vanilla sex, so they're getting more and more outrageous. Today's example: Wild old granny toying deep.

That right there is a place I don't want to go. Next it will be some terrifying combination of bukkake, horses and rusty trombones. And now I've inadvertently created something awful via rule 34.

Comments

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

As Little Red Riding Hood said, "What a purr-fect eye-con you have, Granny!"

[othelianna.livejournal.com]

I was pleased one day to find in my bulk folder, along with all the spam for pills, penis enlargers, breast enlargers, discreet sex partners, and fake diplomas, was a piece of spam promising to 'Grow grass anywhere! Healthy lawn!'.