Closeting For the Good of Jeebus

[jamesq]

I just had a scary thought. Closeted gay men are the Religious Right's ideal husband. Consider this:

• They're likely to aggressively attach themselves to traditional gender roles.
  
• They only have sex for procreation.
  
• Everyone in the marriage is miserable and ashamed.
  
• It's all for fear of God Jeebus.

No, I haven't really considered the implications of any of this - I'm just thinking out loud.