A Meme Haiku-like in its Simplicity.

[jamesq]

Ganked it from mallt. Answer each question with exactly three words.

1. Where is your cell phone? In my pocket.
   
2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby? I remain optimistic.
   
3. Your hair? Red and fantastic.
   
4. Where is your father? Ashes to ashes.
   
5. Cheesecake? Cheesecake Cafe Turtle.
   
6. Your favorite thing to do? For adults only.
   
7. Your dream last night? I can't recall.
   
8. Your favorite drink? free Pina Coladas.
   
9. Your dream car? Cheap, efficient, comfortable.
   
10. The room you’re in? Biting the hand.
    
11. George Bush? Impeach the fucker.
    
12. You fears? Old and lonely.
    
13. Nipple Rings? Not for me.
    
14. Who did you hang out with last night? Ellias and Excel.
    
15. What aren’t you good at? Talking to women.
    
16. Muffins? Yes please. Thanks.
    
17. Where did you grow up? Boring Cowtown suburb.
    
18. One of your wish list items? Winning lottery ticket.
    
19. The last thing you did? Read some email.
    
20. What are you wearing? Standard work fare.
    
21. Your pet? Long since dead.
    
22. Tattoo? Possible, but unlikely.
    
23. Your computer? Cool black MacBook.
    
24. Your life? Getting better everyday.
    
25. Your mood? Cautious but upbeat.
    
26. Missing? "Wish" question above.
    
27. What are you thinking about right now? Answering this question.
    
28. Your car? Safe and boring.
    
29. Your work? At times tedious.
    
30. Your summer? Fun and pleasurable.
    
31. Your relationship status? Better then before.
    
32. Your favorite colour(s)? Same as Hulk!
    
33. When is the last time you laughed? Last night maybe?
    
34. Last time you cried? Some time ago.
    
35. School? Need to continue.
    

Had to do some work to find the missing questions. Hope I got them all.