WHAT!? Impossible! There is a page for Everything on teh interweebs. (does a quick search) Egad! I cannot find it! Surely this is a sign of the Apocalypse!
Although I suspect there is something fishy about this question, I will nevertheless utilize my vast expertise to answer it.
Both the European and American Paparazzi have been trying to snap a picture of the aforementioned individual at the moment of the described act. Due to the size and number of the subjects entourage of fuzzy friends, every occasion when the described act has taken place the photographers' view was blocked.
Attempts to bait the subject into performing the desired act has produced no publishable results. Using straight sushi does not seem to attract the subject to the desired location. However, mixing a plate of sushi with cookies of various varieties has been shown to be effective at luring the subject. Sushi, being typically bite size, disappears from view before the pictures can be taken. So far, it has always been obscured by the size of the cookies and the ensuing crumb cloud.
The lack of sushi after the baiting incidents are concluded leaves the impression that the subject has indeed eaten the sushi. The debate about whether the subject chooses to eat sushi or whether the sushi is consumed in the cookie eating frenzy has yet to be resolved.
Perhaps the paparazzi require a more substantial reward for obtaining an unaltered image of the Sushi Eating Cookie Monster.
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Date: 2007-05-03 11:29 pm (UTC)Hmmm
Date: 2007-05-03 11:54 pm (UTC)Now, a picture of a zombie cookie monster crunching a rotting skull with a spray of maggots might be close... I wonder if that is one the interweb...
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Date: 2007-05-04 11:36 pm (UTC)Both the European and American Paparazzi have been trying to snap a picture of the aforementioned individual at the moment of the described act. Due to the size and number of the subjects entourage of fuzzy friends, every occasion when the described act has taken place the photographers' view was blocked.
Attempts to bait the subject into performing the desired act has produced no publishable results. Using straight sushi does not seem to attract the subject to the desired location. However, mixing a plate of sushi with cookies of various varieties has been shown to be effective at luring the subject. Sushi, being typically bite size, disappears from view before the pictures can be taken. So far, it has always been obscured by the size of the cookies and the ensuing crumb cloud.
The lack of sushi after the baiting incidents are concluded leaves the impression that the subject has indeed eaten the sushi. The debate about whether the subject chooses to eat sushi or whether the sushi is consumed in the cookie eating frenzy has yet to be resolved.
Perhaps the paparazzi require a more substantial reward for obtaining an unaltered image of the Sushi Eating Cookie Monster.
--Enquirking minds want to know.