Amusing Quotes, Tropes and Chat Logs

Found a funny bit of chat while looking up a Jeff quote I used on FB yesterday. I thought I should share it:

massacre: Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
Rosti_LFC: you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead
massacre: Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her?
Rosti_LFC: errr....
Rosti_LFC: ask her yourself?
massacre: no fucking way until I get a second opinion
Daz: dude she's in the channel
massacre: no she isn't
Rosti_LFC: yeah she is mate, look up
Rosti_LFC: she got op'd yesterday
massacre: fuck
massacre: PLAN B
massacre: spam the channel
massacre: with text
massacre: so it goes
Audia: hi
massacre: off her scrollback
Rosti_LFC: ahaha
massacre: FUCK
* massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!)
Audia: I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now
Audia: so I'll be offline for a bit
Audia: if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes
Rosti_LFC: rofl
* Audia has quit (QUIT)
Rosti_LFC: that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there
Daz: Oh man, I wish I could fuck up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed

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