The Trouble With Pseudo-Medieval Jargon

stragin came by while I was tearing down my camp on Monday morning.

Stragin: "Have you seen 'Thuk or Wilma? I want to give them Eirika's galoot."
Me: "Eirika's galoot? Wait, do you mean Hjalti?"

By way of explanation, Eirika is the Princess and Hjalti is the Prince.

Lyrics Quiz

They taped over your mouth.
Scribbled out the truth with their lies,
your little spies.
CrushCrushCrush - Paramore (guessed by catalytic)

Her name is Alberta.
She lives in Vancouver.
She cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover!
My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada - Avenue Q Original Broadway Cast (guessed by ishansonofbrand)

I've seen a rich man beg, I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry, I've seen a loser win
And a sad man grin, I heard an honest man lie.
What It's Like - Everlast (guessed by wackynephews)

I see your face every time I dream
On every page, every magazine
So wild and free, so far from me
You're all I want, my fantasy
Photograph - Def Leppard (guessed by kayeita)

I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I Want Your Sex (Part 1) - George Michael (guessed by wendy_licious)

All that I cherish,
what I hold precious to me is not gold.
Treasures of the heart
cannot be bought,
cannot be sold
Pauper in Paradise - Frozen Ghost (guessed by stephtopia)