Nameless Email Horrors

My spam is getting more disturbing. It's not even that I read any of it, the god damned subject lines are icky all by themselves. It's like the porn spammers aren't getting enough hits from plain old vanilla sex, so they're getting more and more outrageous. Today's example: Wild old granny toying deep.

That right there is a place I don't want to go. Next it will be some terrifying combination of bukkake, horses and rusty trombones. And now I've inadvertently created something awful via rule 34.