The Wisdom of Mark Morford

"Put it this way," he sighed. "Not only will anti-sexual thoughts make you into some sort of shrill humorless neoconservative evangelical QVC addict with a thing for plastic lawn ornaments, Purity Balls, Coors and all things pleated, but we've found devastating evidence linking the widespread activity of not having good, respectful, dirty, open-mouthed sex to everything from acid reflux to infertility to global biochemical warfare to a chronic adoration of Adam Sandler," Ortega said, soaping himself up in the tub with a bright red and purple sponge shaped like a giant vulva. "It's really quite astonishing. Except for the part that it's totally obvious."

Running

God dammit Cyr, get your ass outside and run.

--- later that morning ---

And that's just what I did!

Of Appendages and Things

I think it's high time that people made some completely outlandish stuff up about me. Post your wild and fantastic theories/memories/ideas here.

Hell turn it into a meme if you'd like. God knows I can makes some weird stuff up too.