Mar. 18th, 2007
Ten Things You Didn't Know About Me
Mar. 18th, 2007 09:39 pm- I'm a trained assassin for the Canadian Government. This isn't as hard as it might seem because we are Canadians. I can usually turn people around with a stern talking too and a "tsk tsk".
- I've been known to compel Michaela Conlin into making the most interesting chipmunk noises.
- The first person to climb Olympus Mons? That was me.
- I played drums for Steppenwolf during their 1990 world tour.
- My career as a porn star was cut tragically short after a fiction burn incident with Jenna Haze.
- I hold the world record for blowing the largest bubble of bubble-gum (1.3 meters in diameter).
- The World Etymology Council acknowledges that I invented the term "going postal" back in 1993.
- I was pen pals with Prince Rainier III of Monaco.
- During the 67th Academy Awards, I was a seat filler (i.e. I kept seats occupied when the star was away so that the their would be empty seats seen when the camera panned across the audience). I met George Peppard, Jessica Tandy, Peter Cushing, Donald Pleasence and Raul Julia!
- I wrote Starlost slash fiction under the pseudonym Lady Bird Cordwainer.