Ten Ideal Jobs Meme

[jamesq]

Kiped from wackynephews and gravy_grrl.
List 10 jobs, real or imagined, that you would love to do, or have contemplated doing at some point in your life. Tag 3 when you're done. (but since W and G didn't tag anyone I won't either. Do it if you feel like it)

1. Superhero. With super powers and everything.
   
2. Wizard. With magic powers and everything.
   
3. Feature Film Director.
   
4. Independently wealthy owner of a store full of weird shit.
   
5. Screenwriter.
   
6. Writer for a TV show I created.
   
7. Writer for a travel magazine.
   
8. Columnist for a left-wing newspaper in Calgary.
   
9. Detective.
   
10. Sex Toy designer.

Naturally, the assumption is that I'd be successful at my ideal job.