jamesq | You Better Watch Out

We were discussing the yearly Santa Claus Myth and whether we should tell Kirin or not. I've been told to keep the secret so that she stays innocent to the lies grown-ups tell for at least one more year.

But we had to do something with the milk and cookies we left. Sheldon ate the cookies, and the milk got wasted. Turns out I can't actually throw the whole thing down the sink because we have to leave a little bit in the bottom as proof of Santa's arrival. According to Jenny at least.

I guess Santa doesn't know what a dish washer is for, or even that he should leave used dishes at the sink. Well, it is his busy day, maybe the jolly old elf should be given a break.

But then I got to thinking - what other things could we leave that would indicate that he was here. So without further ado:

Top Ten Signs Santa Actually Visited

10 Left the seat up.
9 The satellite dish has been gored by Rangifers.
8 Mommy's underwear drawer has been messed with.
7 Ashy boot prints all over the new rug.
6 Porn still in the VCR.
5 Reindeer droppings on the roof.
4 Sudden spike in child births on September 25.
3 Mysterious removal of all copies of The Ref, Bad Santa and The Nightmare before Christmas.
2 Didn't flush.
1 Santa's unconscious, snoring body laying beside the liquor cabinet.