now wash your hands and repeat "Keynote is better. Keynote is better" 25 times. Trust me.
oh... to make sure your hands have been cleaned of all unsightly residue from using that windows (ptooey!) product, use lye... or hydrochloric acid. Think of it as a conditioning reflex, like electrified muffins.
hehehe.. hey.. I only use windows for the following reasons:
1 - it's cheap when you shop in the newsgroups. 2 - it plays all my games 3 - it crashes on me enough that I've become quite proficient at fixing it, creating me a secondary income!
If it weren't for these 3 reasons, I'd be running pure linux by now...
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Hehehehe..
Date: 2004-03-24 07:14 pm (UTC)Thwap...
Tsk...
Date: 2004-03-26 06:25 pm (UTC)oh... to make sure your hands have been cleaned of all unsightly residue from using that windows (ptooey!) product, use lye... or hydrochloric acid. Think of it as a conditioning reflex, like electrified muffins.
the nosemonger
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Date: 2004-03-27 08:22 am (UTC)1 - it's cheap when you shop in the newsgroups.
2 - it plays all my games
3 - it crashes on me enough that I've become quite proficient at fixing it, creating me a secondary income!
If it weren't for these 3 reasons, I'd be running pure linux by now...