Dubious Math and Sex

[jamesq]

IF YOU happen to have been depressed by the past year, stand by for some good news - we're all going to be having more sexual intercourse in 2009.

I'm happy to report that I've had ten times as much sex in 2009 as I did in 2008!

Comments

[gareth13.livejournal.com]

*sigh* One can only dream.....

[garething.livejournal.com]

(garething takes a look at gareth13's lj moniker, and smiles...)

you know...

[nosarious.livejournal.com]

I read the article, but there were too many "may's" ofr them to be true predictions.

I 'may' become an astronaught. I 'may' learn how to fly. I 'may' become paid as a photographer.

I 'may' get that awesome eighty dollar blowjob without having to pay for it because I 'may' get a girlfriend that takes it a step further and shares it with all the other girls who 'may' be in bed with us at the same time

See, a prediction list needs a lot more 'wills' and fewer 'mays'. And possibly less chloroform in my case.

Re: you know...

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I suspect it would be hard to remember that fantastic blowjob if you were chloroformed at the time.