Fish Club

[jamesq]

The first rule about Fish Club is you do not talk about Fish Club.

The second rule about Fish Club is you do not talk about Fish Club.

The third rule about Fish Club is the current holder of the Fish-Thing must hold a short archery tournament at Montengarde's weekly archery practice to determine who will be the next holder of the Fish-Thing.

4. The tournament should be short.
   
5. The tournament should be simple.
   
6. The tournament should be fun.
   
7. You cannot deliberately destroy the Fish-Thing.
   
8. You cannot store the Fish-Thing at the archery center.
   
9. You especially cannot store the Fish-Thing in Montengarde's locker at the archery center.
   
10. If you accidentally destroy the Fish-Thing, you must replace it with a fish-like knick-knack at least as horrifying as the Fish-Thing.

Comments

[othelianna.livejournal.com]

I'm frightened.

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

Cool! It's been resurrected.

fish club

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget the rule that fish club is only held upstairs.

BTW who has the fish anyways?

Re: fish club

[jamesq]

There's a new fish, rescued from the garage sale.

[zera82.livejournal.com]

I remember this I held it for the last time before things got ugly about competing for it.

[jamesq]

And if it gets ugly again, we'll put a stop to it again. However, I think the main source for fish troubles is long gone.

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

Is it the winner or loser who must take possession of the fish thing?
What kind of fish has hands in order to wield a fish club?
Squid and octopusses are not fish!
Are fish-things shaped liked man-things?
Will the new fish-thing we added to G's or Q's icons?
Will the Bungle Lord finally get his backpack thermonuclear device?

--Enquirking minds want to know.

[jamesq]

This is why we can't have nice things.