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jamesqFirst, the good news, I found the Hello Kitty vibrator. Damn near the last box of crap I had too. I originally bought it a few years ago on a lark when they were about $15 each (they're considerably more expensive now). So far, unless someone's been sneaking it away without my knowledge, it has been used only for massaging shoulders. Don't believe me - do you really think I'd keep quiet about having someone to use it on?
Boba Fett pez and Hello Kitty vibrator - Can you tell the difference?
I showed it to my two roommates when I found it. Lacking a clitoris, I stuck it on top of a pile of comic boxes sitting in my living room waiting to be organized and there it sat. Now for those of you who haven't followed the link, the HKV looks, from a distance, like a PEZ dispenser. It is not obviously a sex toy unless you already know what sex toys are in the first place.
A few nights ago, Kermit had L and her six-year old daughter K over. K was watching DVDs while the ladies worked on their chain mail. I was sorting papers from a different box of crap. K found the movie that was playing to be boring so she started exploring. The three of us, immersed in our own little projects, didn't notice her looking at the pile of boxes next to the couch. Then we heard the noise.
Bzzzzzzz
Boba Fett pez and Hello Kitty vibrator - Can you tell the difference?
I showed it to my two roommates when I found it. Lacking a clitoris, I stuck it on top of a pile of comic boxes sitting in my living room waiting to be organized and there it sat. Now for those of you who haven't followed the link, the HKV looks, from a distance, like a PEZ dispenser. It is not obviously a sex toy unless you already know what sex toys are in the first place.
A few nights ago, Kermit had L and her six-year old daughter K over. K was watching DVDs while the ladies worked on their chain mail. I was sorting papers from a different box of crap. K found the movie that was playing to be boring so she started exploring. The three of us, immersed in our own little projects, didn't notice her looking at the pile of boxes next to the couch. Then we heard the noise.
Bzzzzzzz
"Mommy, what's this?" she asked, holding up the Hello Kitty vibrator that she has just turned on.L gives me a look that indicates death will be in my immediate future.
"It's a shoulder massager" she says.I remove it from K's hand and turn her around and press it to the back of her neck. I then remove it and turn it off.
"See, it's for your shoulders", I add helpfully.Thankfully she didn't require further explanation and K's Mommy didn't immediately emasculate me.
