Good News Everybody

[jamesq]

I've been excused from jury duty. I am free and clear to go to Cuba for the wedding.

Bring on the ale and whores!

Comments

[hislittlekitty.livejournal.com]

WOOOOOOOT!!!!

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

I was going to comment, but I think I'll keep my mouth shut.

[jamesq]

The gaming t-shirt that brought forth the quip:

[othelianna.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Prostitutes for everyone!

How come they excused you? Because of the wedding, or because you told them you were in the Cult of Rosemart the Destroyer?

[jamesq]

Column A, column b...

[naughtynat07.livejournal.com]

Party time!!!

Congrats and I hope you have a blast!!!

Drink an ale for me, as for the whores...um not so much, lol.

[othelianna.livejournal.com]

I knew the cult dress code was a good idea! When you show up wearing nothing but pasties and a tea cozy on your head, you're likely to be excused from *everything*.

[garething.livejournal.com]

How can one join this cult? Ever since the Asymmetrical Brotherhood folded I have needed a good cult to hang out with.

[jamesq]

I object. I don't want to be standing around the meetings with him while we both wear pasties and tea cozii.

[jamesq]

I'll take extra whores, to make up for you.

[othelianna.livejournal.com]

Hmm. This does pose a problem. However, if I remember correctly, both Allison and Argent are currently in the cult as well (I think I may have promised weekly girly-sleepover-style panty-pillow fights), so they also get votes.

If it makes you feel better, James, you can wear an extra pasty on each butt-cheek? With tassels, even.

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

Did I hear correctly?

Bring on the whale and oars?

I thought you were the current incarnation of Don Quixote, not Captain Ahab.

--Enquirking minds want to know.

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure adding MORE pasties will make that portrait better...

[oblivions.livejournal.com]

Multiple choice questions:

James will turn into a booze soaked lobsters in;

a) 1 minutes
b) 10 minutes
c) half day
d) before he gets off the plane.

Have a great time!

All of the above!

[jamesq]

It's a six hour red-eye flight on the sardine-can-like planes that Air Transat uses. I'll be mixing muscle relaxants and daiquiris in the lounge at YYC.

[jamesq]

The trick is to use the pasties to cover my eyes.

Really, if I can't see them, it could be anyone down there.

[canadianknight.livejournal.com]

Hey! I heard there was a whale and oar party goin' on over here? Anyone?

er...sorry... navy flashback... carry on... nothing to see here...

:D