Offensive Movie Titles

[jamesq]

Ii was reading The Authority: More Kev #3 when I came across a scene where we see one of the character's porn collection.

All of the titles were porn puns based off of real movies:

28 Gays Later
Match-dick Men
2 Ass 2 Curious
The length of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Darkness Balls
Baredevil
Mistress and Commander
T.W.A.T.
Wangs of New York
Starsy and Crotch
The Mighty Fucks
Fill Bill volume 1
Fill Bill volume 2
The Magdalene Fisters
Smokey and the Ass Bandit
Guess Whos's Coming in Jenna
The Globfather

Of course, it's easy to come up with your own. From the current releases list I managed to come up with:

Hedgehog: The Legend of Ron Jeremy
Around the World in 80 Minutes
The Porn Supremacy
The Chronicles of His-Dick
The Gay After Tomorrow
I, Realdoll
The Stepford Wife Swappers

While looking, it was amazing how many didn't need changing at all - all that was required was a dirty mind:

Going the Distance
Riding Giants
Sleepover
Super Size Me
Touch of Pink

Any other suggestions?

Comments

Classic Movies of the Past

[garething.livejournal.com]

Shaving Private Ryan (I think this is an actual porn)
Resident Beaver
The Sex Files (Another actual porn, I believe)
The Chamber of Secretions
Ballin'
Dawn of the Head

Re: Classic Movies of the Past

[jamesq]

Shaving Ryan's Privates?