It Came From Shub-Internet

[jamesq]

Imagine if much of BushCo's current disease of bogus evangelical machismo was drained away like pus from a wound and the nation was not led by a bunch of snickering myopic war hawks and corporate CEOs, each so obviously sexually repressed and so clearly in need of a long string of anal beads and a nice tub of margarine that they absolutely must lead us into war to compensate for not having sex since the Nixon administration.

Mark Morford is my hero.