The Return of Carnac

[jamesq]

Ask me a question about life, the universe or anything really. I shall use my awesome psychic powers™ to give the answer.

Comments

[garething.livejournal.com]

A house has four walls. Each wall has a window. Each window faces south. What colour is the bear?

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

Where do the shadows hide when the brightest lights shine on them?

[garething.livejournal.com]

Why am I so amazing?

[devoidofthought.livejournal.com]

You. Me. Coffee?

[canadianknight.livejournal.com]

UH... fish?

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

they can't all face south unless it's in some space warping dimension.

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

Try building the house at the North Pole.

So I am guessing that you would be able to see a TU-95 (Russian bomber, Nato codename Bear) flying overhead. Therefore the bear probably has a metallic silvery colour.

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

Would that be because of the incipiently sapient colony of mutant bacteria establishing itself in your appendix?

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

For compliments? Certainly.

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

Ack!
Your psychic power has me answering questions!

[bungle-lord.livejournal.com]

Certainly, now if we can only find enough coffee and a big enough hot tub to dump it in.

[ladyerwyn.livejournal.com]

I didn't think of that. I'm a moron.

[jamesq]

But of course. Send me some email for details.

[devoidofthought.livejournal.com]

You have an email awaiting in your hotmail inbox.

[devoidofthought.livejournal.com]

Hot tubs are for bubble baths, bath bombs and those oil ball thingies.