Adorable Conversations About Crack

I was chatting with garething and stephtopia and we're making facetious jokes about G's employability.

S opines, "You're a good worker; you know your stuff; you're not an obvious crack addict."

I jump in, "That's right! You're not an obvious crack addict. What's your secret?"

G makes a injecting between the fingers gesture.

I nod sagely. "Good thinking".

S immediately gets this look on her face:


She says, "You two are so adorable when you talk about drugs like you actually know."

"Oh, that's right you don't inject crack," I say.

"You don't? What do you do," asks G.

I make a gesture of flicking a lighter and holding it under a spoon.

"That's heroin," says S.

"Drat. Well how do you smoke crack," I ask.

"You smoke it," she says, emphasizing that I, myself, had the answer all along.

"I thought you smoked meth."

"You can smoke both."

And now as I write this, I understand. You can do both, though probably not at the same time.