Don't Watch Mad Men Immediately Prior to Bed Time

...You'll dream up some decidedly odd ideas.

I was thinking that you could very easily make a Mad Men themed version of Kill Doctor Lucky called Fuck Don Draper.

The object of the game would be to get Don alone somewhere in the Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce offices and engage in some skoodilypooping. You'd have cards representing Don's various conquests on the show (of which there have been many) and you'd play them when your token and Don where in the same room, unobserved. The other players would try to thwart it with cock-blocking cards of various numbers.

"Don and I are in the conference room together."
"Sorry, I can see you through the glass partition."
"I'm moving Don to his office and playing the Faye card."
"Nope. I'm cock-blocking you. I guess Pete Campbell knocked on the door."

It's a game sure to offend the whole family, as it should.

Next up, the Mad Men drinking game. The object is to simply match the characters drink-for-drink. Caution: may cause alcohol poisoning.

San Francisco, Part 3: The God of Death

Part of my tour included a solo walk across the Golden Gate Bridge. As one of the tour guides put it, in language designed to not reveal her meaning to any children present, more people have strolled off this bridge than any other.

( Pictures of Golden Gate Bridge, and musings on its grim notoriety... )

There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: 'Not Today'