Python/Batman

somejauntypolka posted this picture to her Facebook:


I was inspired! It helps if you picture the skit with Batman's rogues gallery as the Mounties.

I never wanted to be Bruce Wayne in the first place!
I... I wanted to be... THE BATMAN!

Skulking from alley to alley! Striking fear into the common criminals of Gotham City! With my sidekick Robin by my side!

Two-Face!
Riddler!
Clayface and Killer Croc!
The Penguin!
And of course, the Joker!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

BATMAN:
I'm the Batman and I'm all right.
I sleep all day and I work all night.

VILLAINS:
He's the Batman, and he's all right.
He sleeps all day and he works all night.

BATMAN:
I beat up thugs. I scowl a lot.
My cave is a laboratory.
Alfred does my shoppin'
and stitches up my injuries.

VILLAINS:
He beats up thugs. He scowls a lot.
His cave is a laboratory.
Alfred does his shoppin'
and stitches up his injuries.
He's the Batman, and he's all right.
He sleeps all day and he works all night.

BATMAN:
I beat up thugs. I whip myself.
I like the smell of leather.
I put on bondage clothing
and get rough trade in bars.

VILLAINS:
He beats up thugs. He whips himself.
He likes the smell of leather?
He puts on bondage clothing
and gets rough trade in bars?!?
...
He's the Batman, and he's all right.
He sleeps all day and he works all night.

BATMAN:
I beat up thugs. I wear ball gags.
I get suspended by my bra.
I wish my Dom were Catwoman
just like my dear Papa.

VILLAINS:
He beats up thugs. He wears ball gags.
Gets suspended by his bra?!?
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be dominated? Oh, My!
He should have said something sooner! We could have switched!
[singing]
He's the Batman and he's all right.
He sleeps all day, and he works all night.
He's the Batman and he's all riiiiight.
He sleeps all day, and he works all night.

(with apologies to Terry Jones, Michael Palin, & Fred Tomlinson; and also to anyone into BDSM - I keed, I keed)