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East Coast Adventures: Nekid!
Jul. 19th, 2010 11:10 amI'm sitting in Halifax airport, waiting for my flight to St. John's. It's been an adventure. First was getting "GTE" as my seat assignment - which apparently means I'm sitting in the toilet for the whole flight, or possibly the cargo hold.
Actually, the girl at the gate says they're are enough seats on the aircraft for everyone including me. I suspect the girls basketball team we're sharing the plane with might have something to do with my seat assignment being "unknown".
Security was good except for two things: I forgot to empty my water bottle, necessitating me chugging back half a litre of water. That's OK - I've been dehydrated lately.
And then I got to stand in the photograph you naked machine. You know, the thing that keeps getting Fark headlines due to TSA agents making fun of each other for their small penises. I've been in the locker-room enough times to not worry that I'm a "grower" so I had no problem with it.
The resolution on these things is pretty good - not only did the guy know I had bills and a tissue in my pocket, he also asked if I was Jewish! Oh well, it's only strangers in another room. It's not like they can't get better naked pictures off of the Internet pretty much at will.
And now on to St. John's - Hopefully next to someone cute and single.
Actually, the girl at the gate says they're are enough seats on the aircraft for everyone including me. I suspect the girls basketball team we're sharing the plane with might have something to do with my seat assignment being "unknown".
Security was good except for two things: I forgot to empty my water bottle, necessitating me chugging back half a litre of water. That's OK - I've been dehydrated lately.
And then I got to stand in the photograph you naked machine. You know, the thing that keeps getting Fark headlines due to TSA agents making fun of each other for their small penises. I've been in the locker-room enough times to not worry that I'm a "grower" so I had no problem with it.
The resolution on these things is pretty good - not only did the guy know I had bills and a tissue in my pocket, he also asked if I was Jewish! Oh well, it's only strangers in another room. It's not like they can't get better naked pictures off of the Internet pretty much at will.
And now on to St. John's - Hopefully next to someone cute and single.
