A Note on Facial Hair

For all the ladies opining that I look good with a goatee: You're probably right. I certainly agree that covering at least part of my ugly mug is better then not covering it. The truth of the matter is, I go clean shaven because my beard comes in slowly and patchy and manages to make me look even worse (Hard to believe, I know, but it's the truth). My options are pasty white double-chin due to too many cheeseburgers or pasty white double-chin covered with patchy uneven beard due to too many cheeseburgers in the isotope lab.

I couldn't grow a decent looking beard if you held a gun to my head for a really really long time.