Choice Quotes From Quad War

Repeated line during a party where Beothuk was completely loaded and kept starting conga-lines:

"All aboard the 'Thuk train!"

Discussing Fleabite with the Kingdom Seneschal:

"Let me put the level of my dislike this way - if I was told that Fleabite had saved a busload of adorable orphans from careening off a cliff, my first reaction would be those orphans had it coming!"

On arriving late to a class because it was double booked with an archery competition where a picture of ES was the target:

"Sorry I'm late, I had to shoot my exchequer in the nuts, repeatedly"

Talking to HE Beothuk after hearing some good news from the Kingdom Seneschal:

"I've got great news - we're not on probation anymore."
"That is good news."
"You know what that means right?"
"What?"
"We don't have to send the NMS cheque or waivers for Quad in to kingdom for months!"
"Gah!"

Beothuk relates the spreading of a meme:

"Why were you laughing so hard?"
"I saw two kids chasing after each other with boffers and the one kid said 'START THE OPPRESSION'"

During the Angels and Devils-themed Grotto party I had a tiny foam angel on one shoulder of my cloak and a tiny foam devil on the other (and I'm shocked nobody else thought of it). Ogedai repeated this choice piece of wisdom:

"Listen to this guy" *points at devil*, "Don't listen to this guy" *points at angel*.

Dante, among others, commented on my new, decidedly non-Scottish, garb (pictures to come):

"That's a new look for you."
"Yeah, I was getting tired of sheep - wanted to see if I could rustle up some women instead."

Middle, Right, Right, Up, Left.