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Failing to set the alarm can adversely affect your ability to get to work on time.

Jaguar-Paw's Wager

Jaguar-Paw, the Aztec philosopher, postulated that even though we can't prove that Tezcatlipoca exists, you might as well sacrifice human hearts to him just in case he does.

Found it in this Fark thread

Coffee Adventure

I got asked out on a coffee date. ( It went so well she threw herself in front of a train afterwards... )